January 2011
4 posts
1 tag
“Can an applebee sting you?”
– Gus, after he overheard us talking about Applebee’s at dinnertime
morning conversation on the couch with a little...
Gus: One time I went for a snow walk and I came back and my hands were cold so I put them under the covers.
Me: That was a good idea.
Gus: Mama!
Me: Yes?
Gus: I'm gonna fart. (I look at him and wait)
Me: I didn't hear anything.
Gus: You gotta wait for it!
Me: Um, okay (wait some more) I still didn't hear anything.
Gus: I'm just gonna make animal noises outta mouth instead. (makes noises and then picks nose)
And I'm gonna eat my booger.
“My astronaut gloves protect me from aliens.”
– Gus