December 2011
1 post
“If you weren’t around I’d watch movies all day”
– Gus
Dec 31st
November 2011
1 post
Christmas List
Gus: Mom, I don't like putting toys on my Christmas list.
Me: Why is that?
Gus: Because Christmas is so far away. I have another plan. We should just buy them now.
Me: Uh-huh.
Gus: I want Hotwheels. I want a robot truck. I want a racetrack...
Nov 7th
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September 2011
3 posts
3 tags
Sep 16th
4,718 notes
“Mom. You just forgot. You’re not the ruler. I’m the ruler. I got the...”
– Gus
Sep 15th
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Sep 2nd
1 note
August 2011
5 posts
1 tag
Aug 19th
1,229 notes
5 tags
Aug 14th
678 notes
Aug 13th
rubber band collection
Gus: Is this rubber band for my rubber band collection?
Arielle: I didn't know you had a rubber band collection.
Gus: It's somewhere....I can't find it.
Arielle: Where do you think it is?
Gus: I don't know. Somewhere. I can't remember. I may have left them in Wahpeton.
Arielle: What are you going to do with your rubber bands if you find them?
Gus: Fling 'em at people.
Aug 7th
Aug 5th
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July 2011
6 posts
“Mom-I have to tell you something. There are some animals called kabandits....”
– Gus July 23, 2011
Jul 24th
It's way too hot to be dealing with this...
Gus is in his bedroom, I'm out on the couch.
Gus: I'm not sleepy!
Arielle: You need to go to bed please.
Gus: How about we play a game instead?
Arielle: How about you go to bed?
Gus: I know! Hide & seek. How about that game?
Arielle: No, it's time for bed.
Gus: Ready or not here I come! I'm going to find you.
At this point the kid climbs out of bed....not fun to deal with when it's 84 degrees in your house and muggy in your house. I think it's going to be a long night.
Jul 19th
3 tags
Jul 12th
“You smell yummy and you look like a cupcake”
– Gus, to me, while cuddling on the couch this morning 
Jul 10th
TGIF (kind of)
Friday is my one day a week during Summer Reading that I don’t have any programs. Monday through Thursday is pretty busy with anywhere from 1 to 4 programs per day so when Friday rolls around it’s time to play catsup catch-up. So today I will: 1. Finish processing the latest batch of new books (I was spoiled when I work in Pittsburgh-the books were sent shelf-ready to each branch). At...
Jul 8th
“Can we go to the Mountain Rushmores to see the Washingtons?”
– Gus, at bedtime, after listening to a Flat Stanley book about Mt. Rushmore
Jul 7th
June 2011
14 posts
While listening to "Pop Goes the Weasel"...
Gus: Why did the weasel pop?
Mom: The weasel didn't really pop. It's just a song.
Gus: But why did he pop?
Mom: Weasels really don't pop. It's just a game.
Gus: Like for nintendo?
Jun 18th
3 tags
Jun 10th
last night while putting my son to sleep
me: goodnight pumpkin.
gus: goodnight momkin.
Jun 7th
fail
so i’m giving up on the 30 day song challenge. i think i made it about 5 days. figures. with the combination of summer reading starting this week and this cold i’m trying to forget that i have and life with a 3 y.o. i just don’t have to extra brain power to think of a different song each day. it was fun while it lasted!
Jun 7th
Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
2 tags
Jun 4th
4 tags
More favorite cover songs
So I’m doing this 30 Day Song Challenge via Facebook. On Day 2 you’re supposed to post your favorite cover song. I picked Bizarre Love Triangle by Frente which is a great cover but…totally not my favorite. It’s hard to think of a favorite so early in the morning and on my way out the door to work. Yesterday Emily and I drove to Fargo to do some shopping and while listening...
Jun 4th
2 notes
1 tag
Jun 3rd
1 tag
Jun 2nd
I was sitting outside & drinking a beer last night
Gus: Is that root beer or alcohol beer?
Me: Alcohol beer.
Gus: Oh (long pause then a big sigh). Nevermind.
Jun 2nd
“This town doesn’t have a lot of worms. Wahpeton had more worms. Fergus...”
– Gus, attempting to dig for earthworms in our backyard last night.
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
6 notes
1 tag
Jun 1st
May 2011
10 posts
May 29th
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May 27th
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“The people who run our cities don’t understand graffiti because they think...”
– Banksy (via superherojuice)
May 27th
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“I don’t want to be a pacifist. I want to fight daddy.”
– Gus, in his most whiny voice
May 19th
Your Librarian Hates You →
Some of them are funny. My favorites are: 12, 14, 15, 28, 29, 44, 46, 47, 50, 53, 56
May 14th
while sitting on the couch...
arielle: stop kicking me.
gus: i was just trying to be close to you.
May 14th
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
525 notes
ListenI am totally pre-recording all of my puppet shows...
May 13th
April 2011
8 posts
Apr 24th
WatchWatch
Transformers theme song. The kid sings it a lot. 
Apr 23rd
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Apr 17th
Apr 14th
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A mother paints her son's toenails. Clearly this... →
Apr 14th
Apr 10th
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Apr 4th
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March 2011
7 posts
“I bit my claw.”
– Gus (aka “Chewbacca”), after biting his finger while eating breakfast
Mar 27th
Mar 20th
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