marmalade mayhem
Christmas List
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Gus:Mom, I don't like putting toys on my Christmas list.
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Me:Why is that?
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Gus:Because Christmas is so far away. I have another plan. We should just buy them now.
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Me:Uh-huh.
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Gus:I want Hotwheels. I want a robot truck. I want a racetrack...
Our friend, Jonathan Auxier, wrote a children’s book. It’s wonderful. Here’s the book trailer he created for it.
rubber band collection
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Gus:Is this rubber band for my rubber band collection?
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Arielle:I didn't know you had a rubber band collection.
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Gus:It's somewhere....I can't find it.
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Arielle:Where do you think it is?
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Gus:I don't know. Somewhere. I can't remember. I may have left them in Wahpeton.
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Arielle:What are you going to do with your rubber bands if you find them?
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Gus:Fling 'em at people.
While covering a story about an 18 year old girl who was raped and killed, Bill O’Reilly felt it was relevant to add that she was “wearing a mini skirt and a halter top” and that every “predator in the world is gonna pick that up;” oh, he also called her “moronic.”
So using his logic, are all these women on Fox News with their rising mini skirts “moronic” and asking to be raped as well?
Fox’s philosophy: Let’s use women in short skirts to hike our ratings, and then blame 18 year old girls wearing the same skirts for being raped and killed.
WOW AT THAT LAST PART.
I thought maybe the females were wearing those mini skirts on purpose to show that what he said was fucking stupid.
NOT SO I SUPPOSE.
What a bastard.
